This is a public anouncement by Marco the Skarmory
Hey guys! So far, you have seen my buds, Buster, Dante, and Faraday with Cobalt. The only problem is that I haven't been shown yet. Me! To be honest, Buster is stupid, Dante is depressing and Faraday can't talk, he only beeps. I am perfect, however. Cobalt bred me to be the best there is. So then I wondered why hasn't Flashcard Man shown me in any of Cobalt's comics? He is jealous, that's why. I'm too cool, he's afraid I might outdo him, and he'd be right.
So I hacked his account and posted my anger that I haven't appeared yet. I also made this awesome picture of me, so I'm posting it on here and but I can't post it on the art portal because Slain-By-The-Bell gave me a picture for a background (it does do me justice though).
Got to go, Cobalt calls.
And remember, I was bred to be the best.
Marco the Skarmory
EDIT: I can't believe Marco did that. Anyway, I'll be sure to give him the attention he deserves once I can think of a good joke involving a huge metal bird. He has a long beak and a strange spike at the top of his head because his father was a Fearow. Cobalt bred his mother, Scar, with a Fearow that had drill peck and sky attack. Thus, Marco is special to Cobalt because of his egg moves, the aforementioned drill peck and sky attack. This was the best way to introduce Cobalt's (and my) favorite pokemon, Skarmory and I'm sorry for the lack of posts (it has been like a week!)
May the card be with you